(Source: yesmakeup, via lagio)
From Martha Stewart, IKEA catalogues, and HGTV, we’re led to believe each of our objects is a synecdoche for our true selves, and so we invest our sense of individuality in them, but you are not a collection of miscellaneous objects assembled out of the environment any more than an ant is an anthill. You are just yourself, a consciousness in a brain in a skull. That is all. — Madison Moore (via andhoneytheresnohurry)
(via unecoquette, thegubetube)
Whenever I’m presented with an awesome job/opportunity, Joe refers to me as “executive girlfriend” and it’s my favorite thing ever
it’s a pile of wrinkles and I want it
Newly-wed bride Eileen Petticrew’s veil flies up in a gust of wind as she poses with husband Robert Greenhill outside St John the Evangelist Church, Notting Hill, London.
(Source: eyeofwonder, via danintheironmask)
jeus mal, when you accidentally drunkenly marry christina hendricks without knowing about it, you don’t complain.
This is the most accurate Firefly observation that has ever been made.